Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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