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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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