i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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