yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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