i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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