her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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