Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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