another moral hangover. fuck.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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