i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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