dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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