Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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