If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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