when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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