escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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