Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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