i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize