BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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