Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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