I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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