You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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