He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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