need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
