Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
only if we run a train.
done.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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