Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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