I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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