We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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