Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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