Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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