The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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