Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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