Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So squirting runs in the family.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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