I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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