It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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