I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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