Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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