Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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