grandma shit on top of the toilet
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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