Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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