I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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