There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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