i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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