OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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