Porn is love you can see.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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