So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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