summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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