Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
