We won't sleep together?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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