Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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