sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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