listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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