I'm really into asian looking animals
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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