In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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