I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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