Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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