It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize