so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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