He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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